This is my first web page, and my first ever attempt with any coding whatsoever don't judge too much, 'cause I am just straight up vibing here.
What are you, a cop? I don't have to tell you shit!
But if you're truly desperate for a more in depth list of reasons, then here, have at it:
If your skeleton hasn't fled your body in revulsion at the sheer ineptitude of my web design, then hello!
I am very new to this, so I won't be offended if that's the case though.
If you want to see me on one of the more established centers of online activity, click here.
If you don't want to do that, then take a look at my cat before you head off. His name is Noodge. He's an asshole and I love him.
someone will remember us
even in another time-Sappho, frag. 147, trans. Anne Carson